you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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