I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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