Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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