Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Can I color on your dick again?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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