Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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