I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party