Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way