i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's intense
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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