and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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