You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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