i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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