S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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