she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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