we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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