You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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