I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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