we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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