Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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