I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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