Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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