I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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