I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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