Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Randomize
