Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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