Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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