He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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