You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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