Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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