Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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