im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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