You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
