**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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