He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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