ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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