I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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