Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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