Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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