At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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