Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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