Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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