i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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