dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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