remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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