So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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