you would pick up someone in the library
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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