Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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