at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
