Are we in a gay sports bar?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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