ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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