remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I see more hoeing in ur future
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