Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
high people should be assigned attendants
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Randomize
