They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
