Buhtt sex?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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