whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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