I heard we made out
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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