So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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