me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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