So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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