I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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